Total Medals Earned: 438 (From 97 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,990 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 8/21 (65/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 5 enemies
kill 10 enemies
kill 15 enemies
kill 20 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
Reach wave 15
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/280 points)
Climb to the top of the tower
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 11/34 (85/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Destroyed a Ghost
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.